Here’s a list of things that lbandit hate. I hate it..
- when i have to change the baby nephew’s nappy after he has poo-ed.
- when i accidentally dab my finger into his poo when i’m cleaning him up.
- when i have fingernails and the poo goes inside the nails.
Normally when the inside of my nails become dirty, i would think of KFC. Coz one round of eating the fried chickens, the fingernails would become clean. It’s like magic. But of course, i don’t give much thought as to where the dirt has disappeared to.
Anyway, i’m glad to announce that i’m normal like you sane people and didn’t think of fried chicken after i’ve dabbed my finger into the poo. Atl east not until i started blogging for the day. But i’ve digressed. Let’s continue.
– when i have to eat lunch right after i clean up poo.
Fortunately, it wasn’t KFC.
Anyway, the baby nephew is slowly imbibing more and more formula milk these days. And as a result, the whiff of his poo has level up too.
– when my mum asks me to peel potatoes.
Coz whenever i hold a potato in one and and the
weapon, sorry i meant peeler, i would think of the time used a peeler to peel my finger. Accidentally of course. It took out a tiny chunk of flesh from my pinky finger. Not enough to go to the A&E but enough to drip quite a number of drops.
I remember feeling a warm fuzzy sensation where the blood was oozing out. I once told my cousin about such sensations that you have when you’re bleeding, and he thought that i was either extreme or psychotic. Oh well..
Anyway, i strongly advise anyone who’s thinking of voluntarily attaining such warm fuzzy sensations to NOT do it. Coz it hurts like hell after that initial nice feeling. Plus, there’re so many more, and probably superior, ways of getting a warm fuzzy sensation. Try an orgasm instead.
Til the next time, don’t peel you fingers with potato peelers.
And don’t eat KFC after you touch poo.
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