A while ago, a friend said that since i was a *cough*virgin*cough*, i couldn’t possibly know for sure that i would enjoy the process known as “having sex”. Self-administered gratification, he argued, was not exactly the same as “having sex”. As such, it could still turn out that i didn’t really like “”having sex” even if i find the results of self-administered gratification quite satisfactory.
I was kind of thinking about that during my run just now (I don’t exercise alot, i just tend to blog when i do exercise that’s all). I was thinking, maybe what my friend said was correct, considering that most of the parts of the body which are sensuous zones for others are actually ticklish zones for me.
Yep, if someone tries to seduce me with a sensual massage, i would burst out laughing.
Which makes me think about kissing.
Kissing is such a romantic thing for couples to do. That anticipation and racing heart beat when you lean in for your kiss, especially with a first kiss. Would she reciprocate? Would she turn away? She stiffens a little at your approach, but eventually relaxes and reciprocates, the slight tilt of the head, the soft moist lips on yours. She’ll taste like ambrosia, sweetness of the heavens and smell of a fleeting scent of fragrant spice mixed with innumerable other hypnotic flavors. Saintly music would be playing in the background and you’ll feel an elevation as your souls soar to the ends of the universe and beyond, the moment would last forever.
And if you’re kissing a guy instead of a girl, just replace or the ‘she’s with ‘he’s in the previous paragraph. Though i don’t know if anyone wants their guys to taste like honey and smell like spice.
And you know what? That’s just bullshit.
What’s going to really happen is that your spectacles are going to clink into each other’s, and if she doesn’t wear glasses, her moisturizer is going to smudge your glasses and you’re going to have to clean it later if you’re to see anything. Or you could rip your glasses off and fling it away like they do in the movies. Seriously? I’m sure anybody with a need for correction glasses would ever do something silly like that.
Taste like honey and smells like spice? More often than not, she’ll probably taste like garlic and onions, exactly what you used to cook her sumptuous candlelight dinner. If your partner is a guy, he’ll probably smell of sweat and guy odor. And if your partner is a girl, the perfume is probably going to be so overpowering that you can hardly call the smell human (pardon me if my belief that guys smell bad and girls smell nice offends you).
My experience with kissing is pretty much passionless. Where are those feelings of ecstasy, passion and desire when i kissed? I don’t know. Maybe i’m a bad kisser or something.
Though i suspect i must be a zombie masquerading as a human being. Which would explain why kissing is such a futile exercise for me.
Which brings me back to the original topic. Maybe i would find ‘having sex’ to be passionless too.
Oh well.. life sux anyway..